We have secrets for our naughty brother

Dear Pastor,

I am 17 years old and I am living at home with my parents, my two sisters and a brother.

My sisters are older than I. We all share the same room but we have different beds. My brother has his own room and he is working. My eldest sister is also working. We have secrets for our brother. He has his girlfriend and, when our parents are sleeping, he allows her to visit him. But he tells us girls when she is coming. He bribes us by giving us money to keep our mouths shut.

His room is next to ours but he does not have to walk through our room to get to his. He travels a lot, so, when he is going abroad, he buys stuff for us. This girl is half-Chinese. We all love her. We know that we are taking advantage of our brother. We saw him and his girlfriend one moonlit night enjoying themselves at the back of our house. They did not know we could see them. We were not asleep. The neighbours couldn't see them, though. Our home has a pool and they evidently wanted a change from the bedroom. But it was bright moonlight.

My older sister told my brother that she thought he was going to kill the girl the way he was carrying on. He told her that she should mind her business, but that very weekend he went to Miami and brought back gold chains for all of us. My sister told him that was enough for her, so, whenever he wants to carry on - on another moonlit night - he should just let us know. We had a big joke over the whole thing. We want to see our brother and this girl get married. She is such a sweet girl, and they deserve each other.

H.

Dear H.,

I wonder how old your parents are. They must go to bed early if you girls and your brother can carry on like that at the house.

Perhaps your brother and his girlfriend wanted a change, so they decided to have sex in the open.

A woman told me on the Dear Pastor Show that she and her boyfriend had sex in a tree. They climbed the tree, made themselves comfortable, and had sex that way. People do crazy things. I also remember receiving a call from a couple who had turned on their washing machine and they sat on it to have sex. They enjoyed the vibration from the machine.

I hope that your brother would indeed get married to his girlfriend.

Pastor